Giant Chicken Causes Riot in Small Town

HAARLEM, Holland – When the fires died down and the full impact of the night’s riots became visible in the morning light, local residents were left only to scratch their heads and pick up the pieces.

It started with what locals described as “a giant chicken” that came through at night.

“It was some sort of giant chicken. It came at night and began breaking windows and making a terrible noise,” said shopkeeper Jan Bittel.

The chicken was apparently angered at the local festival that was serving, among other things, chicken.