The Port Authority of New York Finds Evidence of Large Chicken

NEW YORK, New York – The recent outbreak of news reports of a giant chicken terrorizing citizens has left many questions. Questions such as where did this chicken come from and how did it get here. Well, one of those questions was answered Wednesday as Port Authority officials revealed evidence that the chicken rode across the Atlantic Ocean on a ship from Holland.

Showing pictures of oversized feathers as well as security camera footage, the Authority believes the chicken stowed away among thousands of large shipping crates.

“We don’t believe the staff of the ship had any idea they weren’t alone,” said Authority spokesperson Kristen Arnett. “And while there are still questions surrounding the chicken’s appearance, we feel this begins to provide some answers.”

The Authority didn’t answer any questions after their brief statement.