Thousands of Chickens Freed from Local Farm

BERLIN, Germany – A local chicken farm was rocked as thousands of it’s residents were set loose into the surrounding woods.

“It was last night, late. I got a call saying all the chickens were gone,” said the farm’s foreman Klaus Nimmen.

While there are currently no details on who or what freed the chickens, the worker on-duty at the time had a theory.

“I saw it. It was a giant chicken. It came screaming in from the woods. It was terrible,” said Hans Welb.

The only evidence found at the scene was several large “chicken” footprints and a few extra large feathers.