Breaking News: Kurca Back in Slavic Homeland

Several witnesses have confirmed that the giant chicken, known only as the Kurca, has returned to its Slavic birthplace.

The Kurca gained fame (and infamy) as it tore through the country causing panic and destruction. However, the panic was short-lived. The Kurca found peace when it appeared at the Sugar Creek Slavic Festival. It seems the polka, ethnic dancing and abundance of Slavic culture made the monster chicken feel comfortable and at home – warming its cold, monster heart.

Since its time at the Slavic Festival, the chicken has committed itself to public works. Donating time to charities across the country. The Kurca even helped in the rebuilding effort of the communities it helped to shatter. In essence, the Kurca used its freakish strength to bolster itself as a pillar of the community.

Several people close to the Kurca who wish to remain anonymous have said that the Kurca now felt it necessary to travel home and give back to the Slavic lands from whence it came. They said the Kurca believed it could live at peace with the villagers and give back to the society and its parents.

The Kurca’s abrupt decision to go back to its homeland comes as a surprise for many who felt that it had settled in as a member of the society. And, while saddened, they wish the Kurca the best of luck in the future.