‘Giant Chicken’ Wreaks Havoc Across United States

This chicken is really coming home to roost.

There have been reports from New York to Arkansas of a giant chicken terrorizing everyday citizens.

The chicken’s attacks have been documented on several instances. Dylan Smithson, 42, witness to the first such attack, was having a picnic with his family when the chicken struck.

“I got the family together for a picnic,” said Smithson. “We got some chicken from the store and were having a great time when this enormous chicken came from the woods and scared us all off.”

Smithson added that he was able to catch some of the attack on camera before he lost consciousness in the mayhem that followed. His family claims they found him sometime later, deeper in the woods but with no serious injuries.

Further evidence of the giant chicken’s rampage was taken by a security camera at a bar named Murray’s where a patron named Jason Christopher, 34, was assaulted as he ate chicken wings.

“I had around 50 wings,” said Christopher. “I think that’s something like 25 chickens, if I were him, I’d be upset too.”

The chicken was then caught on camera as it brutally terrorized two teenagers as they were throwing eggs at a friend’s house as a prank. Scott Strick, 18, was one of the teenagers.

“It was terrible,” said Strick. “It came from the woods and attacked us. The chicken put my friend in the hospital. I’ll never be able to forget it.”

Authorities warn anyone doing any sort of chicken-related activity to take the proper precautions. They are uncertain when or where the chicken will attack again.